CRAZY HEIFER
Series: Valentine Boys #2
Author: Lani Lynn Vale
Genre: Contemporary/Cowboy Romance
Release Date: February 25th, 2020
I fell in love with his rope skills. I stayed because somehow he took hold of my heart and made it his.
Callum Valentine didn’t mean to eavesdrop. Then again? When a man is calling a woman fat right in front of your table, it’s kind of hard not to intervene. Especially when the town’s most beautiful creature ever is the one being called fat.
Desi just wants to be left alone. After an ugly divorce, she thinks she’s in the clear. Then her ex takes it upon himself to continue to make her life miserable, giving Desi no choice but to take it or leave.
In fact, her bags were nearly all the way packed when Callum poked his nose into the most embarrassing spectacle the town of Kilgore has ever witnessed. The moment he declares her his and off limits, everything changes—and definitely not for the better.
As if things couldn’t get worse than being called a pitiful, fat heifer in front of the hottest man she’s ever seen, Callum has to go and say that she’s his, and they have to play a game that she’s not quite sure she wants to be playing.
But before her eyes, things change. And suddenly the rules of the game aren’t clear. And they’re crossing boundaries neither one of them see coming.
5 ‘You’ve Got Me’ Stars
ABSOLUTELY SUPERB!!! Oh my stars, this book! This woman! This MAN!!! How is it possible to fall in love so hard with this Valentine boys?! Crazy Heifer is intensely addictive and so overwhelmingly fulfilling, that I’m sure all the emotions, all the heartwarming feelings will stay for DAYS, and weeks with me! I’m utterly enchanted with Callum and Desi! So. Freaking. GOOD!!!
I knew going it, from the first book in the series, that the Callum and Desi’s story would be incredibly engaging, but I had no idea just how fast and hard I’d fall for it. I’m a LLV addict here, so her stories always captivate me, but this book, you guys… I never felt so intensely and instantly in love with a character like I did for Callum. He was just my epitome of PERFECT Alpha!
God, she was everything I ever wanted all rolled into one beautiful, boob and asstastic perfect package.
if I could tell her exactly what I was feeling, and have her believe it, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
Perfect I tell you, because his imperfections just made him more REAL and therefore endearing to be! I can’t even with how much this man owns my heart. My love for him is so great I’m warning you in advance that this review may because a bit of a raving omen to this cowboy deliciousness that is Callum Valentine. I make no excuses! LOL
Desi may have had to endure a cheating and POS ex-husband, – and omg, how disgustingly mean he was to her! – but when a perfect stranger comes to her rescue, and she sees just how genuine he is when he confronts her ex, with his appreciation of her body, and his desire to get close to her, all the pain the ex put her trough was worth it, to bring this hunk of man to her life.
He was now in sweats and nothing else.
Let me repeat.
Sweatpants and nothing else. Nothing. Else.
Jesus Christ on a cracker.
What I loved too about Crazy Heifer is that not only do we get the amazing, fantastic, and uber hunky Alpha that is Callum, but Desi by herself was an amazing character, that even with her insecurities given by her ex, and the trust he broke in her, she not only fought for herself, for what she wanted, was strong and resilient, but at the same time as sweet as can be, which in turn made all the Valentine boys to fall for her and install welcome her to their little group of broken souls. They protect and loved their own. Fiercely!
Yes, funny how fate leads you to where you were meant to be.”
I had no clue I needed a hero until you showed up.”
He knows what it’s like to lose. He will hold on to you so tight that sometimes you’ll forget how it is to breathe without him. But you’ll also get him out of the shadows and into the light where he belongs.
Ok, ok, enough with my swoonfest over Callum (not really, lol)! Crazy Heifer was another brilliant masterpiece that proves yet again what a insanely talented story teller Lani Lynn Vale is. The family dynamic, the friendly banter, all the funny moments that balance perfectly with the deeply emotional ones, the forever kind of love that shone through in any of the couples interactions, and the sizzling hot sexy times between them, all this stays branded in our hearts not only while reading, but with a lasting satisfaction this good feeling remains and keep you wanting more and more. As consequence, I am, of course, already DYING for Banks and Candy’s! I need it right now!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
“I love you, Desi,” he said. “If you happen to get ready before I realize it, just let me know.”
“You’ve got me, baby. For however long you want me.”
Callum had given it all to me.
ARC kindly provided by the author via Wildfire Marketing Solutions
for an honest review
Lani Lynn Vale is a Wall Street Journal and USA Today Bestselling Author of over thirty titles. She is married with three children, two dogs, two cats, a donkey, and a couple (a couple meaning over twenty) chickens. She hails from the Great State of Texas.
When she’s not writing, you can find her curled up in her favorite chair reading.
